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silver haired middle aged white man 

A coach, team owner, athletic director or public official who publicly excuses , colludes or conceals the illegal activities of an athlete/s for financial or professional gain to the detriment of wider society.

They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."
Person 1 : "Did you see the news? The running back of (Insert sports team) just got arrested for breaking some guys face because he cut him up in traffic.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.
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n00beus Hagrid 

Rubeus Hagrid's n00bish brother who spends his days cultiv8ing pygmy squirrels at his est8 up in h0mie n00bia to exhibit at pygmy squirrel exhibitions. Expert in shanter.
Rubeus Hagrid: heyyo n00beus Hagrid wot've ye up to l8ly?
n00beus hagrid: you know, you know, just cultiv8ing some homie pygmy squirrels
Rubeus Hagrid: n0000000000b that is some shanter

The Instant Hagrid 

Applying superglue to your face before going down on some hairy gash, once removed there lie a glorious beard.
She had such poor personal upkeep that I gave her The Instant Hagrid

I was so appreciative that she didn't shave, because I could achieve The Instant Hagrid

Curly haired Girls 

Curly Haired girls are definitely underrated. Guys tend to prefer straight haired girls, but little do they know they are missing out!! Curly haired girls stay loyal, and sometimes the straight haired ladies can be some sneaky bitches... They try to curl their hair tho, but they know in reality they aren’t as popping as the natural curly heads! If you have curly hair then yes I know it’s hard to manage, but own your curls cause they make you unique and beautiful!
Straight haired girls:

Omg you should totally straighten your hair!

Curly haired girls:

Why would I? I already have these luscious curls!

Long Haired Punk 

A long haired punk is used to describe a long haired male in the modern punk rock culture. A long haired punk is considered the " black sheep" of the modern punk culture. He makes his own clothes is very pro DIY and choses to grow his hair out long instead of cutting it and getting a Mohawk. A long haired punk won't give a shit If you think he's a poser, because while your dyeing your hair pink he will be out thrashing in the mosh pit. Long haired punks are major hardcore no matter how fast they come into the scene, and and should be respected.
Examples of Famous "long haired punks"
Henry Rollins- Black Flag
Brian Baker- Minor Threat, Bad Religion

The Ramones. All of them.

Raped by Hagrid 

When one has such a huge shit it feels like you've just had anal sex with Hagrid for four hours straight.
Sam: Oi Cameron I got Raped by Hagrid yesterday.
Cameron: Damn how long have you held that one in?
Raped by Hagrid by headbanger-69 February 8, 2015