Marius von Hagen 

marius von hagen my husband, hes intelligent, kind, rich, hes so hot, he can smack my ass like a drum. he hates people called ang, or angela

Wow! His name is Marius von Hagen! Hes so cool

Marius von Hagen by dilflover656565 August 4, 2021

Hagen 

A boy named Hagen is usually a really sweet boy. He may have his "player" moments, but there will be one girl that changes his mind forever. Hagen's are usually tall, blonde, handsome, and really sweet. If you ever find one, don't make him angry. Keep him forever.

Look there's a hagen!

Hagen by Kaylaabrysonnlollllll October 21, 2013

Tyler Hagen 

Pretty much the most handsome man in all the world! Known by some as "The Man" or "Mr. Perfect." Most commonly known as SEXY. He's the kind of guy that turns heads when he walks by. Usually very muscular and built. Blond hair blue eyes, typical Dutch exterior. Knows how to get the ladies but also masters how to keep them. Fun loving, good at most any sport, loves kids and pets. Deathly afraid of birds and clowns. If you were to see a Tyler Hagen in a crowed place you would know who he is instantly. He's pretty much an one in a million kind of dream man.

Example:

Girl One: Hey do you know Tyler Hagen?
Girl Two: You mean that sex god?? Who doesn't know him?
Girl One: Yeah him, if only he wasn't taken by such a hottie or I'd get right on that.
Girl Two: I need to find me a Tyler Hagen of my own!

Tyler Hagen by imsureyoucanguess October 17, 2011

Hagenitals

The politically correct version of happiness according to GradeAUnderA.
As you need to say penis to say happiness, which is apparently too restricted to males, we now have to say it as "hagenitals".

"...And if we do that, the world will truly know hagenitals."

Hagenitals by Thank you, very cool January 7, 2019

Hagen 

Hagen is a short guy who has brown hair and is so sweet! He may be full of himself at times but he has a soft sport inside. He has lots of friends and is nice to people even when he does not like them. He has lots of girl friends but does not care if people make fun of him for having girl friends because friends are friends. He is not normally on his phone but when he is he is always texting a friend or his parents other then that he is not on his phone. If you all ever find yourself a Hagen keep him cause Hagen’s are pretty rare.

Dang I wish I had a hagen! I would never let him leave me because it’s like a once in a lifetime opportunity!

Hagen by A person crushing on a Hagen December 9, 2018

highentifically

adj- (high-in-tif-ik-ly)

When your stoned, but you try to sound smart by saying words that you don't know.

Magnesium metal burns in oxygen gas with a bright white light to make a white powder called magnesium oxide. magnesium (s) + oxygen (g) magnesium oxide (s) + heat

What are you talking about mane?

I don't know brah. I just talkin highentifically

highentifically by that man who gives you candy July 24, 2010

Hathen 

A guy who matches his profile picture with an egirls profile picture believing that it will get the egirl interested in them when in reality it does not.

Kianoush is a Hathen

Hathen by Atomization March 14, 2020