Haggar is the witch in Voltron Legendary defender, and originally Zarkon’s right hand, she loves her son, Lotor, and wants to protect him, In slightly creepy ways like looking through other people’s eyes and making a clone out of a dead person. (Shiro) She then sacrifices herself to save the universe with Allura. WHO DIDN’T DESERVE TO DIE DREAMWORKS!!!!!
by GamerKitty500 April 6, 2019
The mayor of Metro City, an embodiment of all things manly, and one badass motherfucker. He is a very nice and humble human being, but once you get on his bad side, he will fuck you up with a length of metal pipe and piledrive you onto the curb. You simply don't fuck with the mayor.
Mike Haggar is so manly that he sleeps on his own pipe.
Whenever Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, He checks his closet for Haggar.
Haggar can break a car with his own bare fists, without even cutting himself open.
Haggar piledrives sharks every day.
Whenever Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, He checks his closet for Haggar.
Haggar can break a car with his own bare fists, without even cutting himself open.
Haggar piledrives sharks every day.
by AngelMekk February 28, 2020
"I came home from work, threw on some sweatpants, and the next thing you know, she and I were Shopping for Haggars with LBJ."
by wowie2010 April 13, 2010
The manifestation of the words: awesome, elite(1337), mega-awesome, top-tier, more-badass-than-a-fucking-shark-awesome, and let's-see-fucking-chuck noris-do-that.
Oh, haha oxygen needs Chuck Norris not the other way around. Whatever he's no Mike Haggar piledriving a shark.
by Ted Lehcats December 1, 2010
An elementary school a part of the west cluster of Plano where kids learn the fundamentals of drugs and the absolutely necessary art of defying authorities. You learn the basics of the hood.
Haggar Elementary School teaches you nothing
by The fracture April 14, 2019
Loudest thing on earth. Never quiet. Needs to be put the bed. Sleeps best with Oliver Davey and Matt Cardano by his side. Doesn't clean dishes.
by ac54321 February 11, 2022
by OrigaME111 June 12, 2022