| 1. | Haggar'ed | ||
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Beaten, bruised, messed up, pulverized. Named after Mayor Mike Haggar from the classic beat-em-up video game Final Fight, used to describe someone who has taken a severe beating. "Dude, I just totally Haggar'ed that guy!"
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| 2. | Metro City | ||
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The city of Major Mike Haggar
and parts of it are controlled by the Mad Gear Gang. Final Fight takes place in Metro City. Metro City is full of thugs and mad guys.
Haggar needs to clean the city every day. |
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| 3. | Van Halen | ||
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The best mother fucking band to ever step foot on this planet!. They were the best band until a faggot by the name of Sammy Haggar joined. Van Halen went from awesome kick ass rock to shitty ass fuck pop music "Hey, whats your favourite Van Halen Song?"
"Mines Right Now" "are you serious, you like that pussy Sammy Haggar?" "uhh wasnt he the only singer?" "No you fucktard, David Lee Roth was in it before that pussy was, go listen to old VH albums like VH, VH2, Women and Children First, Diver Down, 1984 and you will see why Haggar is a pussy and why all the other vh albums suck!" *comes back later* "Hey dude. i fucking creamed my jeans when i heard Eruption and Runnin with the devil" "see i told you, but that was too much information" |
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| 4. | rachel | ||
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to be very slow at something, or mentally challenged/handicapped.
it's pretty much a kind way of saying someone is really stupid. "yo lisa, that girl is as locally developed as rachel from camp." - julia.
"i know eh? she pulled a total haggar fundle." - lisa. |
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| 5. | three lock box | ||
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1)chasity belt or
iron locked around a woman to prevent her from screwwing any one but you 2)a real hot bitch that loves to fuck only you and you alone sammy haggar sings the words "yuo cant touch my one two three lock box"
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| 6. | Mike Haggar piledriving a Shark | ||
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The manifestation of the words: awesome, elite(1337), mega-awesome, top-tier, more-badass-than-a-fucking-shark-awesome, and let's-see-fucking-chuck noris-do-that. Oh, haha oxygen needs Chuck Norris not the other way around. Whatever he's no Mike Haggar piledriving a shark.
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| 7. | Final Fight | ||
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An old CAPCOM beat-em-up series which hosted a former pro-wrestler/now mayor of New York/Metro City called Mike Haggar, who, with the help of a ninja named Guy and a street thug named Cody, proceed to beat the living crap out a gang called the Mad Gear, who made a fatal mistake of kidnapping the mayor's daughter. I still play Final Fight to this day!
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