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Has got it all. Biggest baddest ass mother fucker to walk on a diamond.
And another homer from Haffey.
haffey by vaginabob January 12, 2015
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A Designer Baseball Hat - One part Baseball Hat and another part Bandana or Sweatband, with the latter being interchangeable.
"It's not a Fitted or Snapback... it's a Haffy."
Haffy by HAFFY, LLC. November 17, 2018
Hafeey is a very odd kind of kid but still very funny. he typically is a sporty kid and should really date someone named Sarah. Hafeey is also the kind of kid that doesn't know how to talk to girls, but is very attractive and decently smart.
Hafeey: "Hi i'm Hafeey!"
Person: "Woah, you should date a Sarah!"
Sarah: "Fuck me"
Hafeey by PPcocaine.dad.com November 11, 2020

Haffenreffer 

(Hef-en-ref-er)The finest malt liquer in the land. The highest form of bum juice. Called by some Private Stock. Sold strictly in 40oz servings. Can be found at any liquer store that sells such fine products....with the imported taste.
Man....i have no money for the bars tonight, lets get some Haffenreffer.

Haffenated 

When a Large group of males ejaculate on your face, all while you smile like you have won Tattslotto
“Oh your skin looks nice” “why thank you I have been getting haffenated by the local football team on Tuesday nights”
Haffenated by WhatThe13 August 17, 2019

Haffenwrecker 

A slang term for the 40 oz. beer Haffenreffer. Called so because it fucks you up.
All I need is one Haffenwrecker and I am done, blood!
Haffenwrecker by Nick Po. August 25, 2008