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haffatard 

It's your one friend that makes a mess every time, but is not retarded.
dammit! Jim broke another glass. I swear he's haffatard!
haffatard by jonesberger March 19, 2019
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1. The state of being bisexual.

2. Not being completely heterosexual, but not able to be defined as homosexual either.
"Dude, is that chick a lesbian?"
"Nah, man, she's game. She's haffafag."
haffafag by jammin kt February 11, 2010

Haffaigh 

Library-diety, possibly of Scottish origin.
Did you espy the Haffaigh in the library?

What the hammer, what the chain,
In what furnace was the Haffaigh?

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Haffaigh by El Agustín March 10, 2009
To pick up hottie by either flirting and/or making out (but not sleeping with them)
Emily that guy over there is hot af

"Yas girl! You should totally go over there and Haffa"
Haffa by UrbanKidz September 21, 2016
Acronym meaning: Hot From Far Away. Usually used to describe a girl, whose features appear pleasing from a suitable distance but when viewed at close range are much less satisfactory.
Jennifer is quite a HAFFA, dont u think?
HAFFA by Adict June 11, 2003

Haffa Jaffa 

Someone who has one protestant and one non-protestant parent. Protestants are often called "orange-men" due to William of Orange and the Orange Order so if you're half an orange-man you're a "Haffa Jaffa" or "Half a Jaffa" as in a Jaffa Cake - an orange flavoured biscuit.
Person A: Did you hear Rory is a Haffa Jaffa?
Person B: Really?
Person A: Yeah, his da's a prod and his ma's a Catholic.