by UrbanKidz September 21, 2016
Acronym meaning: Hot From Far Away. Usually used to describe a girl, whose features appear pleasing from a suitable distance but when viewed at close range are much less satisfactory.
by Adict June 11, 2003
willie: allison, I totally do need to come visit you at college!
allison: no, like, you seriously haffa!!
allison: no, like, you seriously haffa!!
by iamrightc? September 10, 2011
Someone who has one protestant and one non-protestant parent. Protestants are often called "orange-men" due to William of Orange and the Orange Order so if you're half an orange-man you're a "Haffa Jaffa" or "Half a Jaffa" as in a Jaffa Cake - an orange flavoured biscuit.
Person A: Did you hear Rory is a Haffa Jaffa?
Person B: Really?
Person A: Yeah, his da's a prod and his ma's a Catholic.
Person B: Really?
Person A: Yeah, his da's a prod and his ma's a Catholic.
by ManofPenistone May 8, 2022
the volume of the head plus the volume of the shaft equaling the radius of the jaw plus the volume of the mouth is haffa blowie
by scribdizzle October 4, 2009