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suck my haemoglobin 

it is the ultimate comeback of comebacks, it is the Mona Lisa of comebacks! If you say this phrase you can kiss goodbye to any haters.
person: you smell
me: suck my haemoglobin
person: what?
me: ahaha *walks away with swag*

habidasheries and hemoglobin 

A common phrase used by comedian Tony Baker. When something completely out of the odinary or strange happens
What in the habidasheries and hemoglobin is going on here?!

Hemoglobin 

An oxygen-transporting substance in blood. It's an iron-containing protein in red blood cells that transports oxygen around the body.
1. Vampires suck blood, hemoglobin and all!

2. His blood is chock full o' hemoglobin.
Hemoglobin by Kippiing October 28, 2008

homoglobin 

The homosexual iron-containing oxygen-transport metalloprotein in the red blood cells of the blood in vertebrates and other animals.

The same thing as a hemoglobin, except gay.
"Dude, his red blood cells are so gay; I bet they contain homoglobin."

hob knobbin the hemoglobbin 

placing your mouth all the way down on the males genitals; until it is almost possible to get the balls in there as well.

when a woman loves nothing more in her mouth tham a large throbbing cock, and would fight for the right to have this in her mouth.
She was really Hob knobbin the hemoglobbin.

haemogoblin 

A person who enjoys partaking in the consumption of the bloody discharge from a woman's vagina during menstruation.
Gary the haemogoblin gobbled the haemoglobin from Kate's bloody gash and screamed, "I love VampyCunt!"
haemogoblin by CyberMunchy September 25, 2006