A Tally Hall Discord server that is the closest thing to hell on Earth. The members work as a hivemind to make everyone hate them, including the members of Tally Hall. They are very unfunny, even though they have a rule against being unfunny. Often referred to as abject.
Person 1: "I've been thinking about joining An Abject Hackneyed Game."
Person 2: "Don't"
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A sexual/nutritional act ideal for parties or BBQs. A woman lies on her back with her breasts exposed (the bread), and the chef (sex is unimportant, but for the sake of flavour ideally someone with a garlic-rich diet) curls out a brown trout between her tits (the meat) before a male participant then Harry Munks over it (the cheese). Hungry party goers can then take the cheese burger in both hands and chomp away.

The act gained its "Hackney" monkier from the London borough where it was first performed following the complete consumption of all regular BBQ food stuffs.
Bob - Hey, we're all out of hotdogs but I'm still starving.

Mike - Don't worry, I'm baking one off so I'll grab the misses and get her to rustle us up a couple of Hackney Cheese Burgers.
by Dr_Horse May 1, 2008
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The kind of nationalism regurgitated by Hackney cab drivers, and peddled to them through papers like The Sun.
"I fink dat the problem in dis country is all dese pakis n wogs stealin' British jobs."

Also

Kelvin Mckenzie and Jon Gaunt are dicks, and deserve to be hung, drawn and quatered. Then hung again.

- An example of Hackney cab nationalism.
by The Brit Nationalist April 22, 2008
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a) when someone is being overly flirty or horny when speaking to you

b) when someone has a panic attack while smoking weed and refuses to smoke ever again
c) when someone is fake as shit
d)when someone overreacts or is completely exaggerating about a subject or is overdramatic
e)when someone is a fuck boiiii
He was talking about this one girl all night, that's truly some Jacob hackney shit
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An Abject Hackneyed Game, colloquially known as "Abject", is bad. I am very clever for being able to point out this hilarious fact.
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All of my friends live here like Carb and Bung who threatened to lick my eyes or something gross idk but yeah. Don't touch the tally hall parts
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Condition where someone moves to Hackney, grows stupid facial hair, starts wearing braces and woolly hats and riding a fixie retro bicycle, turns Vegan suddenly and decorates their home with overpriced unwanted furniture and recycled pallets. Even buys a turntable.
Since Colin moved to Dalston, he’s turned into a right wanker. That guys got a serious case of Hackney Downs Syndrome.
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