hablo darwiish

hablo darwiish describes female members of the SSC-Khatumo community

they're hablo darwiish

hablo darwiish by Bobbystrurrew May 16, 2023

No Hablo Ingles

It is spanish for "I don't speak English" and happens to be the best excuse for getting out of everything and anything. It can be used to get out of nearly every awkward situation. The concept is further explained and demonstrated in the song "No Hablo Ingles" by Bowling For Soup.

Annoying Untrustworthy Friend: "Will you lend me ten quid"

Sensible Reply: "No hablo Ingles!!"

No Hablo Ingles by Rainbow x February 15, 2010

no hablo ingles

the perfect excuse out of any given situation.

random guy walks up to you and says, " hey do you know how to get to this resturant?"

you reply, "no hablo ingles." and walk away.

no hablo ingles by donde estas tu pantalones??? February 4, 2010

No hablo ingles

a word you can use to get out of any uncomfortable situation.

random lost person:Excuse me wheres the nearest gas station.

you/random person:No hablo ingles.

No hablo ingles by nollysk8 December 13, 2009

No hablo espanol

Means "I do not speak Spanish", implying that you are cunt for speaking anything else other than the god-blessed language of English. Fuck everyone who doesn't speak perfect, fluent, grammatical English! Fuck them all!

Me :No hablo espanol?

Them: Si

Me: Well, fuck you, you worthless cunt!

Them: Si

Me: Fuck you!

No hablo espanol by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

No hablo taco 

Used against brown people to make fun of them and sound racist.

Brown friend: Hi
Retard friend: Sorry no hablo taco

No hablo taco by Coolmexicano October 19, 2018

yo hablo ingles 

It is a way to say "I speak English" in Spanish. For an example, "yo hablo Espanol" is how you say "I speak Spanish" in Spanish. If your wondering how I learned that,it was from Duolingo. Yes Duolingo

no, yo hablo ingles not Espanol.

yo hablo ingles by Abby the amazing April 11, 2023