Derogetory term for homosexuals.

Also used in connection to the montreal canadiens in because of their homosexuality.
Man #1: I just sucked off ten guys out back of the Bell Center.

Man #2: Holy Shit! You really are a hab.
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The most annoying and pointless team in the NHL. Fans of this team tend to focus more on their hatred towards the Toronto Maple Leafs rather than supporting their own team and constantly boo their own players out of the city when they have a few bad games.
The habs are notorious for signing good players and somehow turning them into terrible hockey players until they are traded to the Colorado Avalanche, ie. Patrick Roy, and soon to be, Carey Price.
man 1: How about those habs?

man 2: who gives a shit?
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Derogetory term for a hockey team.
Used to imply a homosexual prescence in the teams locker room.
Man #1: And now back to our coverage of the Montreal Canadiens locker room.
Man #2: Well it seems the Habs are really going at it. The goaltender is catching cum shots and the captain is rimming the coach. This really is characteristic of this team.
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an abbrieviation: "Have A Bat", ie, male masturbation.

The term can be said simply as "HAB", or it can also be altered to create different tenses of the phrase, ie, past, present future, as shown in the example.

Directively: "Oi Pat, go HAB!"

Past tense: "Bart H-ed A-B" (as in Bart had a bat)

Present tense: "Cook is H-ing A-B" (as in Cook is having a bat)

Future tense: "Hey Carlon what are you doing tonight?"
"I'm planning on H-ing A-B mate" (as in Carlon will have a bat later on)

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created by the skeet squad
"did you guys see drew last night? he had a hab when he was checking out dooley!"
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Upon seeing a gorgeous Asian girl, "Check that HAB out!"
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Catchy acronym for "High Ass Bitch" (n.), an extreme case usually accompanied by copious amounts of giggling or obnoxious behaviours, creating a less relaxed or disruptive atmosphere

Can be used as a Verb, as in "to habble" or "habing"

Popular amongst elitist pseudo-intellectual hipster circles

Origin debated, usage found on networking sites, such as Twitter Tumblr and Facebook, since 2008 from Nor Cal to Minnesota
"Are you a HAB or a HAB not?"
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