Habberdashery 

Bullshit that you cannot explain.

Tom Cruise: Hi there, can I interest you in the Church of Rocket Ships.
Jesus: Jeez man, get out of here with this Habberdashery.

Habberdashery by ecssgod42069 March 26, 2020

habbes 

Someone that is quirky but extremely clever.

Hobbes is such a habbes sometimes.

habbes by idgy_2 April 11, 2011

honkey haybell 

3 white people...man in front is being screwed on his feet by another man...the third person is sitting on the floor being slapped in the face while sucking on the first mans balls...

At the family reunion I caught cousin Billy and Bobby down there giving little Bettie Ann a honkey Haybell.

honkey haybell by avatar sky toucher May 16, 2014

habbeda 

A word to say when you don't want to answer or don't know the answer to a question being asked.

Person: What is the capital of New Zealand?
You: habbeda.

Police officer: Why did you steal that car?
You: Habbeda, habbeda, habbedaaaa!

habbeda by Ole-Henrik Markussen January 14, 2008

habberdashery 

men's clothing store

I needed a new tie, so I went to a habberdashery and spoke to the habberdasher. Meanwhile, my wife needed a new hat, so she went to the milinery.

habberdashery by Figleaf23 June 2, 2007

habble 

The onomatopoeia which refers to the sound produced by wiggling the tongue from the upper lip to the lower in rapid repetition. Originally created to re-enact an overzealous kiss. Modified to represent anything that is desirable, or thus, lickable/likeable.

If you see an attractive person, the motion of "habble-ing" (in their direction or towards a friend) would indicate you think they merit positive tongue-involving activities.

habble by marie November 25, 2003

Habble 

To be confused, baffled, or frustrated.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to habble you with my long speech."

"That book was way too complex for me, I'm downright habbled!"

"All of the facts mixed together, ultimately habbling poor Joe."

<slang> "C'mon, don't hab the poor guy!"

Habble by The Florida Wolf November 21, 2006