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H A N D M I L K

When you are masturbating and you jizz on your hand.
Jim had a serious case of H A N D M I L K last night.
H A N D M I L K by Numme February 8, 2019
A dismissive signoff in online forum postings. Acronym for Have A Nice Day.
(at the end of a post picking apart someone's argument)
So, STFU, H-A-N-D.
H-A-N-D by Not-Croaker April 15, 2006
Ex: STFU AND H.A.N.D

Ex: FFS AND H.A.N.D
H.A.N.D by StephaniaQuane May 24, 2009

H.A.N.D. 

Had A Nice Day
-An acronym
H.A.N.D. in NYC.
H.A.N.D. by uniquelyoody January 15, 2010
When a friend goes to the bathroom, wish them well with: Have A Nice Dump
Howard: Hey Man, H-A-N-D
Larry: Thanks Dude
H-A-N-D by OKd For Ballot January 16, 2006
Person #1 texts: Okay. H.A.N.D
Person #2 texts: Don't tell me what to do!
H.A.N.D by foundthesecretdoor October 13, 2015