| 1. | GeiserMeisers | ||
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GeiserMeisers...who are they?
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Where do they come from? I'll tell ya where.... They come out of nowhere... Determined... Focused.... Fueled by the desire to be a "geisermeiser" They are "geiser".... With their desire alone...they don't need to cheat They are "meiser".... You admire their strength everytime they come into the gym Training becomes a mission for them!! They "tank" over anyone that's gets in their way And spare no one...not their partners or themselves in their training GeiserMeisers have unbelievable power and physiques that would rival hercules They are everywhere where people think they aren't And not everywhere people think they are They are "warriors" in every sense of the word And they "never quit" They eat, sleep, think, and breathe being a "geisermeiser" they do whatever it takes to achieve their goals in the gym And leaves nothing to chance They are power-bodybuilders Mortal gymrats envy them.... Powerlifters respect them... Bodybuilders admire them... And outside the gym...they fear no one!! They have strength & honor towards fellow freaks and others... They leave a mark in the gym everytime they are there... Tell me...... Are you a GeiserMeiser?? |
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| 2. | hamdelt | ||
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The muscle that smartass guys talk loudly about when trying to sound cool around hot females, or when trying to confuse new people, gymrats, and meatheads.
Located opposite the flactoid and directly below the posterior adenoids. Smartass1: Yeah, my hamdelts are friggin' pumped right now.
Smartass2: Dude, turn around and let me check 'em out. Wow, they look beefy, and your flactoids are totally ripped. Smartass1: I'm about to hit my posterior adenoids, can you spot me? Meathead: Hey man, what will make me look BIG? Smartass: Just go over there and go heavy on the hamdelt machine. Meathead: oh...umm, ok? Smartass: Just ask that trainer which machine works the hamdelts best. |
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| 3. | broscience | ||
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Word of mouth knowledge passed off as fact, primarily among bodybuilders + weightlifters. Generally spouted most by guys who have used loads of steroids and are huge, have no idea what is happening to their bodies and then share that same cluelessness with others who make the false assumption that their experience means that they have knowledge.
Watch who you listen to. Seriously. They are everywhere, sharing their knowledge - B5150. "I never had any hairloss when I pinned the testosterone in my butt cheeks, but when I tried pinning in my bicep, I went bald" is some broscience you could find in a forum, or a gym
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| 4. | broscience | ||
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Word of mouth knowledge passed off as fact, primarily among bodybuilders + weightlifters. Generally spouted most by guys who have used loads of steroids and are huge, have no idea what is happening to their bodies and then share that same cluelessness with others who make the false assumption that their experience means that they have knowledge.
Watch who you listen to. Seriously. They are everywhere, sharing their knowledge - B5150. "I never had any hairloss when I pinned the testosterone in my butt cheeks, but when I tried pinning in my bicep, I went bald" is some broscience you could find in a forum, or a gym
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| 5. | buddy building | ||
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when two people who work out together become a single entity, and will not work out seperately. steve won't come to the gym today, his buddy building partner is sick.
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