Starching Gym Socks

When a guy is beating off but doesn't want to make a mess, he cums into his or any gym sock around

MOCO had to get rid of his blue balls but didn't want to make a mess at his parent's house so he enacted starching gym socks!

Starching Gym Socks by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Gym Sock Sprinkler 

The man ejaculates into a gym sock and then swings it around his head in a helicopter motion. The gym sock acts as a sieve as the semen sprays out around his surrounding area, hitting anyone in the general vicinity.

My boyfriend performed the gym sock sprinkler last night and I got a wonderful protein shower!

Gym Sock Sprinkler by Florida MILF May 13, 2010

Alaskan Gym Sock 

(A rarely seen maneuver) When you insert the open end of a tube sock up a females butt, she takes a dump, you pull it out and freeze it, then proceed to slap her with it.

"OMG you have a black eye what happened?? Did you get beat up??"

"Oh no! I got so drunk last night and this guy gave me an Alaskan Gym Sock, its not big deal.."

Alaskan Gym Sock by Captain Doodie Diggler MD May 5, 2009

gym sock 

You stick the open end of a sock up a girls butt, she takes a dump...you pull it out and slap her in the face with it.

When we got done I gave her the gym sock.

gym sock by ADS CLM December 17, 2007

gym sock 

A sexual act in which you deficate in your fowl gym sock and tie the top. Then during intercourse you whip out the feces filled sock and proceed to beat her for six to seven minutes until the feces seeps through the sock. You then untie it and pour the contents onto her/him.

My bitch was giving me head then I "gym socked" her so good.

gym sock by Tyler Spiegeland December 12, 2007

gym sock 

Whe a man takes a huge steaming shit in a tube sock and proceeds to beat his women with it.

Man i fuckin' hit that betch with my gym sock last night.

gym sock by shitwag December 15, 2007

Gym sock 

A place for a guy to jack off

Dude, i gym socked last night.
haha you fag

Gym sock by Kirmel953 October 15, 2008