gwarthock

A species of Internet Troll identified and described in "The Onion's Extremely Accurate History of the Internet, Part 6: Interactivity—Joining the Conversation About Hitler".

Identified by functionally illiterate, incoherent comments, lacking proper capitalization, punctuation, and usually containing an insult directed towards whoever they are addressing.

I was offering a rather successful counter-argument in a discussion, but then I got surrounded and shouted down by gwarthocks, and had to give up before I lost my composure.

gwarthock by Richard Owen December 12, 2012

Garthok 

Animal on Coneheads that Beldar Conehead has to narfle.
Garthok Weakness: Golf Club Like weapons

Beldar Conehead must "Narfle the Garthok"!

Garthok by Scott "Colonel K-Train" September 12, 2005

Gnarfle the Garthok 

A form of punishment on the planet Remulak. The offending conehead is placed in a Colosseum-like arena containing thousands of spectators. When the garthok is released the prisoner must battle it using only a hook and short staff. If the garthok is successfully gnarfled, the prisoner regains his honor. If he fails the conehead is killed and eaten by the garthok.

You have betrayed your cone heritage; therefore, you will . . . gnarfle the garthok!

Gnarfle the Garthok by Brian McManus June 21, 2006

Narfle the Garthok

1. Fighting a tough enemy against your own will. (Movie Definition)

2. You/Friend(s) about to sleep with someone nasty

3. Taking a shit

1. You will Narfle the Garthok

2a. I Narfled the Garthok lastnight
2b. Dave looks like he's going to Narfle the Garthok
2c. Hey lets all Narfle the Garthok tonight

3. I'm going to Narfle the Garthok

Narfle the Garthok by Tipsy T June 19, 2008

Snarfle the Garthok 

A reference to the Coneheads movie. To take on a daunting task with failure a likely possibility.

"If you are going to ask her out on a date, then you might as well Snarfle the Garthok."

Snarfle the Garthok by Larry Nathan April 29, 2008

narfel the garthok 

To suck a penis, give a blowjob, perform a BJ

I got my Girl friend to narfel the garthok last night

narfel the garthok by John426 May 28, 2008

narfle the garthok

To just lie around doing nothing in a hospital bed after being mentally or neurologically damaged beyond repair. Mentally or functionally FUBAR.

Narfle the Garthok:

That head injury over in bed 6, on the ventilator now, after he swan dived off the building onto is face, is seriously narfling the garthok.

narfle the garthok by Sebastian Trump October 7, 2010