When you laugh so hard at a joke or video that you have to grab your stomach just to help you breath
Those Markipler videos are gut clenchers I'm not even kidding
by daddylion July 6, 2020
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a german phrase meaning "please speak english, i dont speak german well"
german man: schicken Sie diesen Mann sofort ins Gefängnis
american tourist: Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch
german man: oh okay, send zis man to jail immediately
by kitpysaysfuckyou April 14, 2023
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Synonymous with Garbage Gut

Someone who eats poor quality food or junk food often and doesn't give a fuck about it, resulting in obesity, or other various health problems from not eating correctly. Trash guts often like fast food places and they are immune to food poisoning of any kind because they've grown immunities to the bad bacteria by being exposed to them often.
(eating gross ass $2 obviously under-cooked chicken wings)
Dude 1 : "THIS SHIT IS GOOD"
Dude : 2 "You're a trash gut."
by coughplehgm May 19, 2020
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Placing your fat beer belly on the backside of a desperate stripper in order to perform mediocre coitus.
Guy 1: Man my knees have been really hurting when I do doggy to those slutty strippers.
Guy 2: Brah, you need to be gut shelving those strippers it's done wonders for my knees.
by ThatJO February 1, 2018
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