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gassy dragon 

When you're recieving head, and you blow your load in her mouth so hard, that she gags, farts, and laughs at the same time so the cum shoots out of her nose like a gassy dragon
This chick was into it so hard that when I came she became a gassy dragon
gassy dragon by It Just Happened August 24, 2019

Gassy Dwarf

A term you say to your young nephew, in order to avoid offending him for not wanting to look after him and his friend in your own household, because you don't want kids running around in your house, prompting him to question your statement, so you make him feel more important than he actually is, which is really a kid.
Alan : "How about you have your friends come over here?"

Charlie : "Woah, woah, woah. No kids in my house."

Jake : "Im a kid..."

Charlie : "Well I don't think of you as a kid, I think of you as more of a..... "Gassy Dwarf"
Gassy Dwarf by WaifuMatoto August 13, 2018

Gusty Dingus 

An old mans wrinkly nutsack and penis that hangs down atleast 7 inches below the anus and flaps about in a small breeze
*outside when a gust approches*

Rodger: hey Timmy look! My grandpa has a gusty dingus

Timmy: oh cool, my dad has one of those too!
Gusty Dingus by GustyDingus September 10, 2019

guss daddy

a really sexy human being that may still your man any time

gussydoodle 

also known as gusserdoodle
n. a person that photography teachers love
OMG! my photography teacher loves me! i must be a Gussydoodle

gossy big dick in you 

usually a friend of a man named leroy or lezroy or big lez or any lesbian of that type
big dick gossy big dick in you

mum: no yo fucking cant

gossy: my mum said maybe