I have heard stories of these figures, they usually sneak around like little ducks, fingerbanging horses and different types of livestock, fidgetting with their hair, sometimes they emerge and push people around randomly, from what I have learned this sexually amuses them as their are recordings of the gurpaul family making sexual noises in closets, while pushing eachother with the puerto rican hand pushing technique. usually they travel in packs of 2 or 3, all try to make fun of other people. Sometimes these things try to yank their micropenis but can't locate a specialized microscope so that they can see it in detail. Their have been stories of these slimy creatures to shapeshift, and copy styles of those superior to them. Usually found in the outer regions of mexican garbage dumps searching for food, and other fecal matter that they can perhaps ingest or fling at others walking by, The gurpaul has been known to try to bend their own dicks all the way around so that they can fuck themselves. These neglectful beings are of the lowest part of society, and try to be funny by saying everyday household things and twisting them around, like they do to their asses so they can reproduce with all types of insects and slugs. The most frightening account of a gurpaul sighting happened in 1991 , when the most disguisting specimen of this genous was discovered, his mother blind from the pain of birthgiving named it gurpaul because gurp as noted in prestigious definitions means to fuc...more...
a badass fob indian ganksta nigga.Gurpauls tend to live in brooklyn NYC. gurpauls usually suck their lil brown dick in all the acdemic courses at high school. Gurpauls also like to go up to random men and look down there shorts. Most gurpauls dont bath themselves instead spread salivia on them selves for reasons the human being cannot understand. A gurpaul has been described to have rat like features with shit sticking out of ther ass. Most gurpauls walk around rubbing ther nipples and starring at handicap men. Gurpauls will wank it infront of you in akward positions to try geting ur attention.
Eww why that thing starring at ME! AGG
Lady: OMG ITS A GURPAUL WATCH OUT THEYLL LOOK DOWN UR SHORTS.
A big pile of crap infested with beetles
Look at that huge Gurpaul