gurffle
gurffle by Rea Dintsu April 2, 2010
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Gurffle
Last night Scarlett gurffled.
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Gurffle • gruffles • grufflets • girffle • Gruffled • gruffle monkey • grufflenut • grufflepimp • gruffley • Gufflebuff
Grufflets
Grufflets by RastamouseYoYoYo69 666 October 27, 2020
Gufflefuck
Noun - A situation so completely screwed up that it can't be fixed.
Verb - To fuck something so hard, it shits baby giraffes.
Verb - To fuck something so hard, it shits baby giraffes.
Trying to drug your mom and have crazy amounts of sex with her has turned into quite the gufflefuck.
I'm going to gufflefuck that black kid, and his anus will weep with giraffes.
I'm going to gufflefuck that black kid, and his anus will weep with giraffes.
Gufflefuck by Dracula Bugtits April 19, 2009
grufflenut
Dried nuggets of poo that are attached to the bum hair around your anus. Also known as dangleberries.
-Dude, can I borrow your comb.
-Sure, here you go.
10 mins later
-Thanks man, I had a couple of real persistent grufflenuts that I couldn't get out without a comb.
-No worries. You dick.
-Sure, here you go.
10 mins later
-Thanks man, I had a couple of real persistent grufflenuts that I couldn't get out without a comb.
-No worries. You dick.
grufflenut by jimwade December 3, 2009
grufflets
grufflets by RastamouseYoYoYo69 666 October 27, 2020
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