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Gurudarshan 

He is a guy who plays god level football,eats all meat expect pork,mutton, fish and beef and then forgets that he's actually eaten all the above mentioned meat with frnds and says he's a chicken purist.Loves to talk abt football,talks in a way as though he owns the club and the players,takes advice from a guy called faizan,is politically woke and politically aggressive only in one group chat.
Is an overall awesome guy,who had fans who msg his frnds to ask them about when his birthday is.Prefers to claim not to eat meat other than chicken and "hold back" his political opinions except in group chat.
Ravi:Bro i'm getting mind fucked
Raghu: you must have seen gurudarshan in your nightmares.
Gurudarshan by Flykiller July 1, 2020
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Gurudidi 

A sweetheart!! Pure hurt and nice human being. Kabhi sherni kabhi saheli!!! If she loves you, you are safest person on earth and if she hates you, RIP!!!
You are Gurudidi!! Means you are turu lob!!
Gurudidi by BrainStormed January 29, 2021

Gurudutt 

Someone who's mine and who's arms makes me feel safe, he is my home and my happiness. He resembles the whole world. He is my moonshine . He is the most beautiful person you will ever meet, he has a heart of gold and a beautiful soul in short he is my favourite 19th century book which I want to read everyday and every minute for my whole life.
He is my world and always will be :")

by Admirer sun
He is my Gurudutt, only mine
Gurudutt by Admirer sun March 9, 2019

gurudwara 

Worshiping place/mothership for Islam Ver 1.2 - Sikhs

Sikhs often use these as baits by hiding their terrorist gurus (guru bhindranwale bin laden)and then tempting your goverment to attack. After the attack, they will kill you prime minister (ref: Indira Gandhi) and ask for a seperate nation to be made of the ghetto in which they live.

Originally, gurudwaras used to come with a fuse, but not they are available with remote-detonation capability.

Very similar to mosques in architecture, but are white and have 300% more RDX.
Girl: Why is that gurudwara lying on the road?
Guy: Stay clear and inform the police, they want your govt to trip on it and declare civil war

Girl: Where do you come from, you sexy uber-muslim ultra-jehadi?
Guy: From da bronx that is rightfully Khalistan, bitch, and so iz yo house, we've lived in america long enough.

Girl: Who was to blame for 9/11
Guy: Sikhs, bitch, we did it with Canada-bound Kanisha flight 15 yrs before 9/11. Remember?
gurudwara by Peter Nathan October 7, 2007

Gurudwara 

Sikhs worshiping or religious place. They go their for worship and pray to God for Global peace and prosperity.Gurdwara is a house of the guru, derived from "Gur" for Guru, and "Dwara" meaning house or door. People of all religious backgrounds or of no religious faith are welcomed into a Sikh Gurdwara. However, it is necessary that any visitors remove their shoes and cover their head with a rumâl before entering the Darbar Sahib. Visitors are also forbidden to go into the gurdwara while they are inebriated or possess alcohol, cigarettes or any intoxicating substance.

a mosque - muslims worship place
a church - Christians worship place
Gurudwara is Sikhs worship place.
Describes a situation in which a person vomits during a sexual act.
Graham was getting dome from Audrey the other night at it was Graudy!! She puked all over his dick!
Graudy by Joe January 2, 2005