nut guppy 

A co-worker who is always hanging off the boss's nut sack.

Look at JJ in the boss's office, that guy is such a fuckin nut guppy.

nut guppy by jjredcorn January 5, 2017

Guppy Fishing 

The act of eating your own cum in a zero-gravity environment.

How come everytime we orbit the earth Buzz Aldrin has to go Guppy Fishing?

Guppy Fishing by scabpalace June 16, 2010

guppy stomper 

Slang for a sadistic prison guard known for enjoying stomping and killing inmates’ companion animals.

Yeah, that pathetic guppy stomper is a real piece of work.

guppy stomper by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

guppy 

When a person makes a pouting face that resembles a fishes face. Also someone who is upset is "guppying".

"I can't believe that pookie. She has been such a guppy all week."

guppy by running out of patience March 13, 2008

guppy rule

Enough guppies can eat a treasury.

Refers to several small and cheap projects, files, purchases, or other items expending most or all of available resources, originally a city treasury.

Get some snacks for the party, but do not forget the guppy rule.

guppy rule by El Fredo October 22, 2004

butt guppy 

A butt guppy happens when you're finished taking a shit but your asshole won't close and is hanging open like a guppy gulping for air.

The other day my starfish squeezed out a girthy turd and it left me with a butt guppy. I think I might be getting ass flu and will have to go home scule.

butt guppy by Wally Pelech February 16, 2007

Guppy Twat 

Someone who always pushes you to the edge, never knows when to stop. They are immature and always thinks they're right. They are often typically gypsies.

Girl 1: nahhh u know I'm always right, see here look
Girl 2: fuck off u guppy twat u don't know nothing u gypsy!

Guppy Twat by Ur main hoe Xoxo May 22, 2017