Gufflefuck 

Noun - A situation so completely screwed up that it can't be fixed.

Verb - To fuck something so hard, it shits baby giraffes.

Trying to drug your mom and have crazy amounts of sex with her has turned into quite the gufflefuck.


I'm going to gufflefuck that black kid, and his anus will weep with giraffes.

Gufflefuck by Dracula Bugtits April 19, 2009

Gumblefuck

A person who's usually normal, but occasionally makes idiotic remarks.

Ted: What color is an orange?
Me: Ted, you gumblefuck, the color is the same as it's name. Just like a lemon.

Gumblefuck by Some random guy was taken February 19, 2023

gunzlefuck 

A person who is from the city and pretends to be a cowboy, or country.

Tommy is such a damn gunzlefuck in those cowboy boots and western hat and shirt.

gunzlefuck by foxracer October 18, 2008

gunkelfuck 

An event that would normally be thought of as terrible, but for some reason brought about pleasure.

Getting that ticket was a complete gunkelfuck; it costs me hundreds but that cop was gorgeous.

gunkelfuck by GavinJC June 19, 2008

gunkelfucked 

When someone finds extreme pleasure (often erotic), out of an otherwise painful or horrible situation.

Man, Jesse got Gunkelfucked last night. We paid this married townie $10 to beat the piss out of him all night, and he was loving every second of it. She even told us that when she backhanded his thunder penis, it was hard as lightning.

gunkelfucked by GlucosamineChondroitin June 23, 2008

grunglefuck 

When a gaggle of geese fuck

Look at that grunglefuck over there

grunglefuck by Grungleflump March 5, 2022

Grunklefunkey 

Grunklefunkey- Jessamyn's word for cool.

Today was amazingly grunklefunkey!

Grunklefunkey by WeinerDeluxes October 7, 2009