gungle fuck 

a nerd, square or low life. someone who you would never kick it with.

word was made popular is Pine Hills Florida in the early 90's

Jeremy is not coming to the spot man... Dude is a straight up gungle fuck!

gungle fuck by Koolaid from Pine Hills May 20, 2008

gunzle fuck

1. one who engages in sexual intercourse with any member of the poultry family.
2. a derogatory term used to insult someone who has recently said or done something very unintelligible

Chase your such a gunzle fuck.
Dane get away from that chicken you gunzle fuck.

gunzle fuck by Elliott Sheets March 26, 2007

gunzlefuck 

A person who is from the city and pretends to be a cowboy, or country.

Tommy is such a damn gunzlefuck in those cowboy boots and western hat and shirt.

gunzlefuck by foxracer October 18, 2008

gunkelfuck 

An event that would normally be thought of as terrible, but for some reason brought about pleasure.

Getting that ticket was a complete gunkelfuck; it costs me hundreds but that cop was gorgeous.

gunkelfuck by GavinJC June 19, 2008

gunkelfucked 

When someone finds extreme pleasure (often erotic), out of an otherwise painful or horrible situation.

Man, Jesse got Gunkelfucked last night. We paid this married townie $10 to beat the piss out of him all night, and he was loving every second of it. She even told us that when she backhanded his thunder penis, it was hard as lightning.

gunkelfucked by GlucosamineChondroitin June 23, 2008

gunkelfuck 

An event that would normally be thought of as terrible, but for some reason brought about pleasure.

Getting that ticket was a complete gunkelfuck; it costs me hundreds but that cop was gorgeous.

gunkelfuck by GavinJC June 20, 2008

gunzlefucker

1)One who fucks gunzles
2)A person that penetrates a gunzle through the so called "poop chute."

Matt, quit being such a gunzlefucker!

gunzlefucker by ObidiahBoditch October 25, 2003