Look at that gargy he is all gunked up.
by Will Morsey November 11, 2003
from the famous phrase once uttered by a Glaswegian prostitute to "one of my mates" (honest):
"Gonnae no gunk up me!?".
(translation) "Would you please be so kind as to not ejaculate in my vagina!?"
"Gonnae no gunk up me!?".
(translation) "Would you please be so kind as to not ejaculate in my vagina!?"
by Le Gend!!! hawheehaw December 18, 2011
The act of ruining or soiling something that it is preferred would be kept in nice condition. Traditionally applies to brand new merchandise, cars, glossy or glass screened electronics, and other consumables.
"I opened the box for my brand new $300 universal remote to find that some asshole had already gunked it up with his skunk fingers and probably returned it."
"Oh shit, is that the new iPhone X*?? Can I see it???"
"No, you'll gunk it up with your skunk fingers!"
*Whatever the latest COOOLEST one is.
"Oh shit, is that the new iPhone X*?? Can I see it???"
"No, you'll gunk it up with your skunk fingers!"
*Whatever the latest COOOLEST one is.
by 33bottles November 20, 2013