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gundermuffin 

1. a small starved female human-like mole rat creature that scavanges for garbage on sight. Mostly found under small wooden boardwalks at the beach, sometimes found in caves. Speaks in grunting noises and/or screechings. Usually wears tattered, dirt covered ripped clothes.

2. a female scavenger found at the beach

3. female beach troll
she moved through the shadows by the sound of the ocean and the smell of the dumpsters. She was gundermuffin
gundermuffin by dannnyelle August 16, 2009
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dundermuffin 

a name for someone you feel is annoying you, or you simply want to call a dundermuffin since it's fun to say.
"dundermuffin, this is pam."
dundermuffin by Julia Green October 27, 2007
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guttermuffin 

Rita is a dirty whore who has been around. She's got a guttermuffin.
guttermuffin by RebekahBa August 2, 2008

Dundermuffin 

Sarah and Elizabeth are dundermuffins.
Dundermuffin by osiyf;aso5804e864 November 17, 2016

guttermuffin 

sad young girl with no morals and values
she will do anything true guttermuffin I tell ya.
guttermuffin by pappyred December 7, 2011
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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