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Chocolate Covered Gummie Bears 

The best damn candy ever. The only problem is nobody sells them :( got to go all the freaking way to Beatty for them. Everyone bags on them for some reason ... I personly would DIE without them.
Dude! I got to get to Beatty to get some more Chocolate Covered Gummie Bears.

Purple gummie bears 

The eventual leaders of this world. On the time 06/06/06 (666) arives on the face of this earth, they will rise from the deapths of hell. Their master plan is to steal our pants, burn them, and have the world pantless!!!
"OMG, the purple gummie bears stole my pants!!!"

Gummi Bears 

An 80s cartoon show which most kids of today have no clue of because they have been brainwashed by the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus
Guy 1: Gummi Bears, bouncing here and there and everywhere.
Guy 2: What are you talking about?
Guy 1: It's an old Disney cartoon show.
Guy 2: How come I never heard of it?
Guy 1: Most people of today thought Disney is all about Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana.
Gummi Bears by fireflybrowncoat September 30, 2012

Foreskin Gummibears

Gummibears that taste like foreskin. Foreskin Gummibears include, but are by no means limited to, all the "original" colours of gummibears, as well as stale gummibears and those that have literally been smothered by foreskin. It is a common misconception to believe that the foreskinish taste comes from the wax coating the bear. However, it has been proven on many occasions that all gummibears taste like foreskin, and to an extent, penis cheese.
"Shit! These gummibears taste like foreskin!"
"Gummibears and penis cheese taste the same. It's a scientific fact."
Foreskin Gummibears by CAL_GORE April 25, 2005

lollipops and gummibears

La la la LAAAAAAAA!!!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026