A religion in which we almost always need to chew gum. We chew it at work, school, at the park, and wherever else we please. We can also wear hoods in buildings no matter who says we can’t. Every Wednesday we go to church and chew gum, sing songs, and have baking contests. There are about 20,000 people in this religion but more are still joining monthly.

Teacher: Please spit out your gum.
Student: Sorry I can’t it’s against my religion, GumGum Church.

GumGum church by GumGum church October 9, 2019

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GuGun

Adon Guru inherited his massive shlong'ss name from Sri Lankan legend Sidartha.

I have never seen a bigger penis than the GuGun.

GuGun by Squirrel1144 November 8, 2020

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gumgum

When someone has little to no teeth and only their gums are showing

Hey gumgum, we all know you got no teeth in your mouth.

gumgum by sparkyjo December 16, 2014

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Gumrunners

When someone farts and it sounds a little or a lot wet, the issuer of the fart should say "gumrunners" to make sure that the others in the area know that his or her underwear is safe and sound and that it wasn't a "shart".

I was just working around the yard at the Jandon, out of nowhere comes the wettest juiciest fart from my back end. I vigorously say "GUMRUNNERS" to let everyone within range know that I didn't crap my pants.

Gumrunners by Culverism September 1, 2013

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