The sexual act of taking small gumdrop dumps on your partners chest. You then proceed to sugar coat the gumdrops with semen. After the gumdrops have hardened and cemented to your partners chest you proceed to pull them off one at a time as your partner screams "Nooooo!!!! Not The Gumdrop Buttons."
Baker: My hot loafs aren't arousing my wife anymore. Do you have any ideas?
Muffin Man: Try the gumdrop buttons
Muffin Man: Try the gumdrop buttons
by DaFaShizz August 31, 2015
by Jennnfromtheblock May 28, 2016
This is when a woman is performing oral sex on a man while she has chewing gum in her mouth. Just before the man ejaculates she blows a bubble and catches his sperm in it and then has the guy chew it up.
by Chicagodan June 3, 2011
College Student A: DUDE! I heard he has a gumdrop dick.
College Student B: Nah that's a lie, but I heard she has a golf ball stomach.
College Student B: Nah that's a lie, but I heard she has a golf ball stomach.
by DNA Member March 31, 2010
by john February 26, 2004
Elusive fantasies. Things that one wants but can't quite attain. Often things of a darker nature (sex, drugs, rock & roll, etc.). An unlikely occurrence that would greatly please the recipient.
For example, in reference to the probability of Geek # 1's fantasy of all the cheerleaders showing up at his door naked with a keg of Bud Light right now; "It's all just gumdrops and unicorns, man."
by Desertgrrrl April 11, 2014
A exceptionally silly and funnie gay person (usually a gay) that is very funny and kind with making big words
by Not a goofy gumdrop February 14, 2022