Gulliver Twist

The story of a poor Giant orphan who went to Liliput and asked for more

Gulliver Twist: "please sir, may I have some more?"
Emperor of Liliput: "How dare you! Are our tiny portions not enough for a giant like you? Off with your head!"

Gulliver Twist by escapepublishing December 18, 2010

gulliver 

Gulliver, a slang term used by the character "Alex" in the book A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess, and later a movie by the same title directed by Stanley Coobrick. Part of the Russian/Gypsy "NADSAT" teenage vernacular.
Gulliver- head.

Mum, I can't go to school today, my gulliver hurts.

Yesterday we attacked this old man in the ally, he was being obnoxious, we hit got him right in the gulliver.

gulliver by 1377 December 28, 2005

gällivarare 

Native inhabitants from the northern village of Gällivare. The most common transportation is by EPA tractor, which by law has to be owned by every inhabitant. If you do not obey to this law, you can be expected to be decapitated by an executioner like in the 1500s. Furthermore, 0.2 % of the inhabitants are vegetarians and the most modern clothes are hunting clothes.

"Have you seen that Gällivararen, he asked me to suck or walk last night!"

gällivarare by James Kr June 6, 2020

Left Hand Gulliver 

1. The act of fisting a midget with the left hand.
2. The name of a pro-environmental boy band from the early 90s most famous for their one-hit wonder "You Can Break My Heart, But Not The Rainforest".
3. The working title of "The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman" by Laurence Stern.
4. A loose translation of Martin Heidegger's "In-der-Welt-sein".

1. Tracy asked for a Left Hand Gulliver last night. She's been walking funny the whole morning.
2. "Left Hand Gulliver" seriously sucked. The name didn't have anything to do with environmentalism.
3. Good thing Stern scrapped that last title. I still can't believe that he didn't know his book was referring to midget fisting.
4. The traditional Western dichotomy of object/subject has been exerted in the Heideggerian notion of "Left Hand Gulliver".

Left Hand Gulliver by franzpolak November 12, 2010

Gulliver's Travels 

When a person of normal height is a bondage slave in a gangbang of midgets.

Yo, dawg...totally had a Gulliver's Travels last night after meeting a bunch of folks at a Little People's Empowerment seminar!

Gulliver's Travels by B-street September 8, 2011

gulliver 

Synonym for gully gully - meaning cheap or wack.

- "That geezer's sneakers are proper gulliver."
- "Yeah man, they're straight out of Gulliver's Travels."

gulliver by Cree$e November 19, 2007

Gullivered 

Someone who uses their travel experiences to win an argument or shoot down ridiculous claims about a geographic place, culture, group of people, etc.

Might be used in a derogatory fashion but typically the person who has been to the place in question trumps the opinion/claims of the person who hasn't.

"I've been to X amount of cities in the past two months and I can tell you that your claim is false. That's now how those places are."

"I just got gullivered."

Gullivered by milesandwine February 20, 2015