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Gullible's Travels 

What Jonathon Swift's "pygmies and giants" book should really be named, since you'd have to be outrageously naive to actually believe any of the crap that he relates.
If it would be possible to find someone who genuinely thought that the "Gullible's Travels" book was based on true events, you could likely also get him to swallow two additional "fanfic" chapters wherein the book's narrator also was able to assume ownership of the Brooklyn Bridge and establish a homestead in the Florida swamplands.
Gullible's Travels by QuacksO April 10, 2022
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Gullible Swarming 

A play on words of Global Warming, which is curiously now referred to as Climate Change...hrmmm.

People that worship any political candidate/figure, and go to their rallies, mindlessly hanging on to every word with stupid gleaming looks on their faces, are guilty of being involved in Gullible Swarming.
Did you see that Obama rally? I thought he was our President, not our Politician in Chief. It was a gross display of Gullible Swarming.
Gullible Swarming by MCOPE September 15, 2010

Don't be so gullible 

A phrase used by bullies and jocks, so that they can easily trick someone because they trust them.
Bully: Hey! Your shoe is untied!
Nerd: Wait, what?!
Bully: *kicks the nerd in the balls*
Nerd: *chipmunk voice* OUCH! MY BALLS!!!
Bully and his friends: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Bully: Don't be so gullible, you dumbass!!!

gullible 

Being gullible is nothing more than trusting someone who should not be trusted.
Person 1: Ha! You're so gullible!

Person 2: So basically, you're laughing at me for having trusted you!
gullible by Red Pill January 1, 2012

gullible 

The only word that is not in the dictionary. Go look.
I swear, gullible is not there.
gullible by TheGreekMind November 7, 2003
Word of the Day on April 1, 2008

gullible 

The state of being fooled. So basically everyone voting in American politics.
See Waldo, don't be gullible. Your vote doesn't matter, the country is going to hell anyways.
gullible by LaserISbaser July 17, 2016

gullible 

1. Any person who has three boobs.
2. Any person who believed the first definition.
Some one wrote gullible on that tree over there.
gullible by The Me June 24, 2003