Where someone posts the phone number of an enemy on Gumtree.com under a false advertisment for something of value to many people at a below market price.
Dave: "Mate I've been gumtrolled! Someone posted and add for an iPhone 5s for 20 bucks!"
Lindorff: "Aww shit bro, the day your phone stops ringing will be the day you pass TAFE!"
Dave: "Shut the fuck up you seedy cunt, I'll gumtroll the shit out of you!"
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.