Where someone posts the phone number of an enemy on Gumtree.com under a false advertisment for something of value to many people at a below market price.
Dave: "Mate I've been gumtrolled! Someone posted and add for an iPhone 5s for 20 bucks!"
Lindorff: "Aww shit bro, the day your phone stops ringing will be the day you pass TAFE!"
Dave: "Shut the fuck up you seedy cunt, I'll gumtroll the shit out of you!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!