guidosity

A measure of how much of a guido a person is. There are three levels of guidosity: Pauly D (total guido) Tupac (skinny ass white boy) Pussy Ass Niggas (Eminem)

Bro 1 : Dude I got a fuckin nattiac after goin to my boy jonnys house for some milf and cookies. got so much fuckin dome from that skanky assbitch
Bro 2: Shits for real brah. Where was she at ?
Bro 1; She lives at the Jewsey Shwoe. Names sharon or some shit like dat.
Bro 3: Dude youre such a fucking guido. You pick that pussy up in a bar ?
Bro 1: Obvi brah. Boner in the butt.
Bro 2: Youre guidosity is at such a peak now. I'd say you could even fuck Snookie
Bro 1: Wtf? nigga ill rape your black ass
bro 2: Obvy

guidosity by guidobro69 November 21, 2010

Guidosis 

A condition caused by watching too much Jersey Shore or going to clubs infested with too many guidos and guidettes. Similar to zombie-ism. Orange spray tan may rub off on you, you may find yourself doing the guido first pump, turning up your collar on your white shirt, talking like a douche or picking up skanky bleached blondes or guidettes.

One dude to another: I have a ranging hangover and I woke up with my bluetooth in my ear and there was orange spray tan on my white shirt and the collar was up! WTF!!

Another: We can never go to that club again. You've got guidosis. Jump in the shower and scrub down now!

Guidosis by sarasplayroom.com October 19, 2010

Guidosterone 

A potent, mutated form of testosterone found typically in New Jersey males which results in mutations such as silly spiked hair, orange skin, and lips puckering. Sufferers of guidosterone also tend to abuse anabolic steroids and wear clothes too small for them.

Whoa, look at that Guido over there with the bottle of grey goose, he's all hopped up on guidosterone. What a douche.

Guidosterone by Jmanus June 5, 2010

Grimosity

Having a bad attitude.

Man, your full of grimosity.

Grimosity by Clem Kedittlehopper December 12, 2016

guidasitis

Having an uncontrollable sexual attraction to or obsession with a specific individual. The condition usually involves inflammation of the genitals, flush cheeks and appearance similar to arousal when in the vicinity of the individual or when thinking of the individual. Time away from the individual can cause depression or constant distraction. Treatments include avoidance and hypnosis. There is no known cure.

Did you see how Vicki was all over Andy last night? She has a bad case of guidasitis.

guidasitis by DoctorTrax July 13, 2011