a tan italian male (female = guidette) who walks around talking too loud about unimportant shit, usually blurting out ignorant or completely retarded statements, such as "hand me that fork so i can fix this power outlet.." or "my tanning oil leaked all over my extra small condoms and seriously compromised their structural integrity, but im going to use them when i have sex with my equally stupid and obnoxious guidette girlfriend anyways!" note: guidettes, although the dumbest form of sluts, are good for temporarily sheathing your cock, although there have been many reports of tripping and falling into an italian womans snatch, so watch out!
that guido just jizzed in his own eye!
hey guido! "yea?" youre a fucking idiot and america laughs at you! "oh."
this is the loosest vag ive ever stabbed with my needle dick, guidette!
by a polack against dumbfucks September 30, 2010
An Italian-American who still lives with their parents (usually in the basement) at the age of 30, with NO intention of ever leaving! Bad taste in clothes, music, and cars. Usually have BAD tempers, desperately need anger management, and take anger out on either their material possessions, or their girlfriends! Known to reside in the NY Tri-State area, and have the worst grammar out of every culture!
Uses terms and phrases like: "Youse guys" (when talking to another guido, no matter how old or what the relation, usually calls them by "kid", "coz", "bra" (pronounces bro)
Another example: My guido-duesch-EX-bf, who lives in Queens, NY
by MizzBabyBlues July 27, 2010
the biggest asshole you will ever meet. likes to mess with younger girls, usually freshman in high school. He'll lead you on, and then break your heart.
Man, Guido is such a jerk, he just broke that poor little freshman's heart!
by Biaaa356 May 15, 2009
Guidos live mostly in New Jersey and New York but usually come from Italian backgrounds, but most are "wanna bee guidos" which come from other backgrounds like Brizilan. You can tell who is a guido by their outfits. They wear headbands, have spikked hair, use way too much hair spray, wear ripped jeans, roll up their jeans, and sometimes even have earrings. (They look absolutely gross all the time)They usually inhabit the local clubs such as club abyss, and while they're there they usually frolic a lot. Guidos also don't travel alone. They usually have a whole possy of friends which many call "a pack of guidos." Guidos usually think they are all that but they really are not at all.
herkulano and danny.
they are examples of "wanna bee guidos" who come from Brazilan backgrounds.

made with absolutely no love
An Italian mans name, english equivalent is Guy. It has largly become a derogatory term used by American 'testa di merda' (italian for shitheads)
Guido says, "Andate tutti a 'fanculo!"
by Giovanni Russo October 15, 2005
a person that acts so moronic that other people are offended
Dalton is such a Guido that i almost threw up.
by Charles Gibson January 18, 2003
Jersey Shore...

'Nuff said.
Guidos are what Snooki wants.
by Games223453423 January 25, 2010

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