Bishop Guertin High School 

A private high school filled with white kids who pretend to be black. Basically a public school with a religion class. Almost guaranteed to be accepted into college if you go there. D1 even though there are only like 800 kids. Everyone knows each other. Hated on by outsiders

Yo what day is it today?
Day 4
What? I mean the day of the week.

Oh sorry I'm from Bishop Guertin High School

Bishop Guertin High School by Sealed187 July 3, 2017

Bishop Guertin Lax 

When the gods created lax many many years ago, they agreed upon one thing. Bishop Guertin lacrosse would reign supreme one day. Probably the most bro team in the northeast, Bishop Guertin lax has rich tradition and history forged by the founding brothers of the mid 2000's. Sparked by the upset of the century in a title win over pinkerton in 2005, bg has been the definition of 603 lax. Guertin enjoys routinely spanking opponents with ease. Led by God (CC) himself, this team inspires fear. With routine bro sessions, pre-game techno raves, fresh flow, and the requirement of having godly calves, bg lax is what it's all about. Simply put, they piss excellence.

Bro#1: dude, isnt pinkerton the best lax team in the 603?
Bro#2: nah brah, bishop guertin lax dominates them on the reg.

Bro#1: wait, bro, dont they recruit, bro?
Bro#2: negatory broseph, theyre so nasty that everyone wants to play for them broski. Basically, bg's name recruits itself brah.

Bro#1: word bro.

Bro#2: chill.

Bishop Guertin Lax by OfficerFarva June 3, 2011

guertin 

The act of checking your speed while snowboarding or skiing. Originating from an unknown snowboarder who became famous for checking his speed when he should really have just manned up and pointed downhill.

"I knuckled on that jump because I guertined right before takeoff."

guertin by TommyOG January 26, 2009

gerten

A person who goes around fucking the nastiest girls in the area. The type of guy to get greasy with the county whore and act like it wasn’t disgusting

Guy 1: did you fuck that nasty snatch down south a ways?

Guy 2: Yeah, where’s the problem?

Guy 1: dude you’re the biggest Gerten ever

gerten by The_coochie_man February 17, 2023

Guertin 

Noun: A sexual act through which a girl starts giving oral sex to a blindfolded male sexual partner and in the middle of the intercourse, she switches place with a gay/bi man who keeps up suckin'. Then, she removes the blindfold out of the confused guy.
Can also be used as a transitive verb.

Noun: She gave Leonard the good old Guertin.
Verb: Let's Guertin him to the max!

Guertin by Cadaverisator September 21, 2006

gueren 

Gueren is the coveted name given to the best boy in the entire world. He is sweet, charming, thoughtful and effortlessly handsome beyond human comprehension. Many people work their whole lives to be as handsome as Gueren but they simply cannot. His brain is so big that math does not make him cry, which is why Guerens are the best math teachers in the whole wide world. He loves food and deserves to be given all of tastiest food in the world, minus vegetables because ew! His hugs are first class and the coziest you will ever experience. If you cross paths with Gueren, you must treasure him and shower him with all the affection, adoration and love in your little body. Maybe then you could even keep one as a boyfriend, only if you are lucky enough to do so.

"What's Gueren's favorite jam?"

"Grape... duh!"

gueren by Iliketomoveitmoveit444 December 19, 2022

geurten 

a human, usually a girl who is like totally HOBZEZZED and in love with famous hockey player Sidney Crosby #87 on the Pittsburg Penguins Age, 21???

did you hear her last night she was being such a geurten, all she could talk about was Sidney Crosby and what their wedding would look like

geurten by Kath22407 May 8, 2008