Guche

The piece of skin between your asshole and your nuttsack - at first seemingly useless, yet prevents a man from shitting on his own balls.

i've got a sore guche from riding my bicycle all day

by b4st4rd November 21, 2005

The sometimes hairy bit inbetween your balls and arsehole

The guche trimming faries came and trimmed my guche hair overnight

by Taylor January 21, 2005

guche

Your guche is probably the most sweaty part of the body.

by Cappy1 May 7, 2005

1. Good, favorable (also spelled gooch, gutch, gootch, gukt).

2. Can also be used in sarcasm

1. A guch bunty is the opposite of lunty or fuckty. It is one you want to jam.

2. Lost your phone? GUCH!

by nice and guch December 28, 2010

my gooch just fell off man, you go on without me ill catch up when i can find some wood glue.

by esteban bag October 18, 2004

(Pronounced goo-chd)
Someone who is turnt up, faded, drunk as fuck or drunk as fuck to the point where they see the 4th dimension

Sober friend: Damn! You're fucken drunk like a mother fucker.

Drunk friend: akshdldlslgsksbdj

Sober friend: Fuck! You're guched!

by Mended June 17, 2013

You have a hairy guch.

by Sam Stein November 19, 2002