guard baby

a person whos entire military carear has been in the guard. ie no active duty.
"i enlisted at 18 and now i have 27 years in and im still only a MSgt b/c noboday above me has died/retired, i am a guard baby."
by psedonym February 26, 2005
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Baby Guard

Chance Mole Morris' version of puppy guarding
*in DBD game* Only 2 survivors left and ones one hook? Time to Baby Guard.
by Donald Trump Is A Double Agent December 12, 2018
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British Royal Guard The Baby

Passing a chemistry exam with a blindfold on
"Dude, I'm gonna british royal guard the baby today."
by Swag Boy 1 Million June 5, 2015
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