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1.
grandma ugly as fuck
my budy ryan made out with a grandma
(she was 70) She was a guaf.
by dick head September 18, 2004

Words related to guaf

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2.
A penis which is shaped like a pear.
He's 8 inches, but he's got a guaf.
by whereyomanat? September 02, 2010