Guasamayeta 

Colombian slang used to describe a massive dick.

Carlos is a virgin because his guasamayeta hurts every lady he meets. Poor Carlos

Guasamayeta by rebelleza June 6, 2017

Guatamalan Mustache 

Prior to receiving a blowjob, you part your pubic hair to look like a curly, wirey, mustache. Then when a women places her lips on your penis, it appears as if she has a mustache

I made this chick wear the Guatamalan mustache last night, even though she didn't want to!

Guatamalan Mustache by Rob_0831 December 28, 2008

Guacamalans 

A derisive word to describe someone from a shithole, Central American country. Guatemala.

A fucking caravan of Guacamalans is heading up north to our border!

Guacamalans by azbankr October 20, 2018

Guacamanian 

Guacamanian: Half Canadian, half Guamanian background who urnes to be master the ninja technique Jikukan Ninjutsu (Time–Space Ninja Techniques) and has a healthy diet of raw red meat and green papaya salads to fuel its rage. Although a rare find because they blend in so well with every generation, they're most commonly spotted in research centers as teachers or Greek restaurants where they feel at home.

Dude! Did you see Guacamanian? It showed its true self for an instance after it served me the best Greek food I've had in my life.

Guacamanian by UberDude February 25, 2013

Guatamalan zipper 

The gruesome act of gutting a hooker or prostitute with a curved knife usually from the lower stomach or vagina to the chin. Is pacticed mostly in South America and Asia.

Detective 1- We found her body in a ravine. It appears she was guatamalan zippered.
Detective 2- (while removing glasses dramatically) My god that is cruel.

Guatamalan zipper by hookah guttah 4 July 3, 2009

Guatamalan Dreidel

The sexual act of dipping your ballsack into hot sauce and then dipping said ballsack into the open mouth of your partner.

Dan was sleeping last night with his mouth open. So we gave him a Guatamalan Dreidel. (Laughter ensues)

Guatamalan Dreidel by poopchute11 January 17, 2011

Guacamarmoludding 

The disgusting mix of guacamole, marmalade and pudding.
This term is often used in substitution to the word 'shit'.

Girlfriend: So how do I look?
Boyfriend: Like a pile of guacamarmoludding.
Girlfriend: Ummm... Thanks sweetie?
Boyfriend: ;)

Guacamarmoludding by ImCuteSoScrewYou September 29, 2012