Pork grunts

After eating large quantities of smoked pork then frantically running into a friends bathroom to ruin it from a complete asshole explosion covering walls, sinks, and toiletries with liquid shit. (SL 2018)

Holy fuck, Jared! Your pork chops gave me the god damn pork grunts. I just sprayed shit from my ass all over the bathroom walls. FUCK!

by SLLS August 20, 2018

Splash O' Grunt Juice

Also known as a "Blake-kakke". Basically, dump a double-shot of your favorite alcohol and mix it into a large White cherry slushie. Next, chug the ENTIRE thing during Popp's piss break. Note: You get +10 Homo-suspicion points if the slushie splashes IN YOUR FACE!!!

No, I am not taking a Splash O' Grunt Juice...Got it in my mouth and eyes last time!!!!!

by FT_Zeek September 14, 2022

Grunt Ring

Ring around the dick head

Every man has a grunt ring around his dick head

by Andy richard October 15, 2017

bumble and grunt

cockney rhyming slang for an attractive female. Comes from the slag: cunt

1: Mate, u see that bumble and grunt alk in?
2: indeed mate, i would any day!!!!

by Kynan October 14, 2007

Retard Grunt

The act of making a loud constipated grunting sound at somebody that did something retarded.

"UGGHHH!" <-- Retard Grunt.

by Ballstothewall. January 17, 2012

heavyfire grunt

A person who acts like an idiot over online gaming services.

Man that guy is being such a heavyfire grunt

by Evolutions May 20, 2010

Grunt

Originally used to define untrained general soldiers. Can be used to identify people in groups who blindly follow the loudest, or even the person standing higher than everyone. Fairly mindless and will believe almost anything that they're told.

Guy: See that Kate? She's been writing hate posts about me for a while now, she dosen't even know the real reason why.

Guy2: She's such a grunt bro.

by Kanonymouse March 22, 2011