gruntesque 

A description of anything with attributes similar or comparable with those of excrement, turds or jobbie-plops.

"As I sat down in the passenger seat I immediately noticed a strong odour which I can best describe as being somewhat gruntesque."

"It's possible that Grand-dad sat down on his sticky date pudding, but the stain on the back of his trousers looked a bit too gruntesque for my liking."

gruntesque by Gruntie Stevie September 20, 2019

Grotesque 

Beautifully ugly.

Grotesque is a word commonly known as something that could mean odd, distorted, ugly or repulsive.

At the same time though, it could also mean bizarre or so shocking and horrible it could be fantastic.

And though rarely thought of this was in English language, it could mean both beautiful and ugly at the same time.

The picture of the woman attempting to protect the baby from a running car was an unforgettable and grotesque image to any who had seen it happen...

Grotesque by JJYY27 August 5, 2009

Grotesque 

Eating soup with your mouth open, the sight of it along with vegetables, pouring out your mouth while you're trying to have a conversation at the dinner table.

Pete: *puts soup in mouth* I think that this soup is great *soup pours out mouth*
Steve: That's the most grotesque thing I've ever seen

Grotesque by smallcroco May 22, 2020

Grotesque 

Amusing by it's ridiculous character.

Man that drunk girl is grotesque, she can't stand up.

Grotesque by Hubert Girard May 22, 2007

Grotesque Impalement 

Song by dying fetus. Quite humorous actaully considering the band has little talent outside of wicked guitar solos.

"I Am Lost, Far From The Cross You Stand Before, Filled With Lust, We Are All Filled With Lust, We Want This Whore, Impale Your Flesh, Draped In Darkness, Your Guts Explode And Life Has Ceased Behind Your Eyes, Impalement, And Before, Live No More, Live No More, Overcome By Fever, Malevolent Disgrace, Wretching With Repulsion, Bleeding From The Eyes, Fester With Redemption, Your Blood Begins To Clot, Clogging The Corpulses In Your Mind, Ignoring The Pretention, Wallow In The Rot, Seven Lives Have Come And Gone, The First And The Last, And What Are We Even Here For? Some Twisted, Mindless Game? Or Is God Just Playign Tricks Upon My Brain? The Birth Of Death Begins, And With Your Life It Ends, My World Emmersed In Hate, Destroy What I Creat, Deficate, Choke On My Shit, Urinate, Drown In My Piss, Godless, Hater Of The World, Your Mind Dwells On The Absurd, As I Contemplate Your Horrible Demise, Blood Streams Down Your Face, Drained, Drained Of Life" -Dying Fetus, Grotesque Impalement

Grotesque Impalement by Reed May 5, 2006

Grotesque 

A person who picks their toenails and throws them at people. They have disgusting feet and their big toes also point outwards.

They also fart around other people and like to annoy.
aka. Scab'ed

"Oh my god Summer you are grotesque!"

Grotesque by fashionyourseatbelt9 June 8, 2009

grotesque 

perfect in almost every way

danielle is sooooooooooooo grotesque

grotesque by randomguy12841 May 26, 2009