grundleingus

The act of fellatio performed on a man who is having a bowl movement on the toilet. iow, giving head to a guy while he's taking a huge dump.

Referenced briefly in the american pie: beta house movie, wherein a test to join a fraternity includes the requirement of receiving said carnal pleasure.

could possibly refer to the act performed on a woman, but the logistics are much more complicated

"Yo, your mom gave me some grundleingus last night."

"Dude, thats gross."

"no, what's gross is that i had just eaten some taco bell"

grundleingus by _lou_ June 20, 2008

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grundlelingus

the act of licking a grundle

Ben, a grundle connoisseur, expertly gave grundlelingus to Eric's expectingly sweaty and hairy grundle

grundlelingus by jdubbs January 26, 2006

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grundlingus

The high art form of making sweet passionate tounge love to the space between a man's balls and anus. Similar to its female counterpart, cunnulingus.

Guy: Man, what happened last night?

Dude: We got wasted last night, and then Michelle gave me some serious grundlingus!

Guy: Hell yeah!!!

grundlingus by AaronTimothy November 8, 2005

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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