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Master of grouchiness. Used mainly when your significant other is irritable/bad-tempered/grumpy/complaining.
Last night a friend and I had smoked a bowl or three. While I was eating a banana, this is when the idea hit me. I put the peel in her slippers. Thinking I was a genius, I continued watching south park for an hour until she came in. When she came in she asked "why have you put a banana in my slippers!?!"

To make them more slippery!

We couldn't stop laughing... she became grouchmeister.
by shawn1234567 June 07, 2011

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