Goofiness Quotient 

A mathematical formula that states that once a man grows above a certain height, they become increasingly uncoordinated. The height for white men* is 6'6" and for black men is 6'11". The Goofiness Quotient is most often recognized in NBA free throw shooting.

*European-born white men are not subject to the Goofiness Quotient

Because of the Goofiness Quotient, Shaquille O'Neal was a 52% free throw shooter.

Goofiness Quotient by BusPeople2222 April 8, 2021

groovynessizzleness 

Derived from the word groovy. Used if someone or something is extremely groovy.

Those shades just scream groovynessizzleness.

groovynessizzleness by OliviaF July 7, 2008

goobiness

The way or level oneself is a goob (short for goober)

Person A: Look at her she is so cute
Person B: Yeah her goobiness is really cute

goobiness by R3DBOI June 2, 2019

fucking grooviest 

used to describe something that is awesome. like really awesome. usually referring to music, this phrase should be used when any other word simply won't fit.

however, it can also be used to describe anything else that is fucking groovy.

Teresa: we are so fucking groovy to tell other people about fucking groovy. like seriously.

Rachel: we are the fucking grooviest.

fucking grooviest by the rach April 29, 2012

Groovies 

a slang word for sunglasses

I need some fresh groovies to match my outfit.

Groovies by bjscorpio September 23, 2005