Skip to main content
Surfer slang (although also extends to other boardsports, and surf sports) for a young surfer. Can also be used to refer to children in general, although usually they have some association with surfing/etc.

Although usually there is no ill-meaning behind the term, it is often used to poke fun at younger surfers. It can sometimes be used as a derogatory term when younger surfers are annoying, bad or otherwise difficult.

It is frequently abbreviated to grom.
On a beach crowded with children: "Where did all the grommets come from?"
Grommet by Princess Bitch-Face June 11, 2006
Grommet mug front
Get the Grommet mug.
See more merch
"Grommet this, grommet that, thE FUCK DOES GROMMET MEAN?"
Grommet by Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 18, 2018

grimmett 

Slang For Extremly Large Dick.
Man My boyfriend's grimmett is soo big and meaty, he got me wet within a second.
grimmett by Lili and Lily January 3, 2009

Gromlette 

A mix between a grilled cheese and an omlette.
Hey Luke, open wide for my gromlette!

Hey John, stick this gromlette in your mouth!

Hey Ted, think you can handle this gromlette? It's a mouthful.

Hey Dave, can you handle 2 gromlettes at once?
Gromlette by AaronH1 April 27, 2020

wrinkle grommet 

(noun) the anus. see starfish.
After having a bowel movement, please wipe your wrinkle gommet

Mancopian Grommet

The area by the penis/vagina where huge amounts of hair grow and evolve while being unshaved. This is usually the result of a dirty, homely being. It would be similar of grabbing and running your hand through a brillo pad or a black mans nappy hair.
Jay: Yo bro you see that disgusting women over there.
Joe: Oh yea dude she def got the mancopian grommet
A young or inexperienced surfer or skateboarder.

A possible etymology for the word may be from the Portuguese term 'grumete', meaning the lowest ranking person on board a naval ship - this word would have been used widely in South Africa in the period when surfing was becoming popular.
There are a lot of grommets surfing at the point today, dropping on on everyone.
Grommet by DavidBan January 23, 2011