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Walter and Grommel

"Hey, have so seen the new Walter and Grommel?"
"Da, I like when he said 'Got chese?', haha"
having explicitly inappropriate things done to you while being passed out
aww man, i got grommed last night #nutella
grommed by Porritt October 29, 2012
Surfer slang (although also extends to other boardsports, and surf sports) for a young surfer. Can also be used to refer to children in general, although usually they have some association with surfing/etc.

Although usually there is no ill-meaning behind the term, it is often used to poke fun at younger surfers. It can sometimes be used as a derogatory term when younger surfers are annoying, bad or otherwise difficult.

It is frequently abbreviated to grom.
On a beach crowded with children: "Where did all the grommets come from?"
Grommet by Princess Bitch-Face June 11, 2006
"Grommet this, grommet that, thE FUCK DOES GROMMET MEAN?"
Grommet by Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 18, 2018

wrinkle grommet 

After having a bowel movement, please wipe your wrinkle gommet

Mancopian Grommet

The area by the penis/vagina where huge amounts of hair grow and evolve while being unshaved. This is usually the result of a dirty, homely being. It would be similar of grabbing and running your hand through a brillo pad or a black mans nappy hair.
Jay: Yo bro you see that disgusting women over there.
Joe: Oh yea dude she def got the mancopian grommet