groin-ball

To shoot someone in the groin so that it takes them a week to die, ala the Andrew Jackson/Charles Dickinson duel.

Man, Dickinson was all disrespectin' his wife, and ol' Hickory went and groin-balled him.

groin-ball by Ben of Iniquity July 27, 2010

Grifball

A game created by Burnie Burns, the creator of Red vs Blue. It is a game, played on Halo 3 Foundry, where there is a bomb in the middle of the playing field and either team must take the bomb and score it by planting it on the opponent's side of the field.

David: Oh man, I was so close to scoring on the other team in the Grifball tournament!
Joe: I've seen you play. You suck so bad, I bet that the other team almost let you score to make your team feel better.
David:...no you.

Grifball by Grifball fan April 23, 2008

Groinal Stretches 

When wearing tights, often we find that the groin area insists on sagging. To overcome this, we stretch the groinal area by widening the legs, either with legs side by side, or placing one foot forward and one foot back.

Chantelle: "What are you doing? You look like a goon"
Charmaine: "My tights are lowering, I'm doing groinal stretches"

Groinal Stretches by Alice Taylor September 5, 2006

groinalplex

the entirety of the genital region. a particularly vulnerable target in men for the foot of a displeased female. see also crotchal zone.

uf, i just got nailed in the groinalplex by a golf club. i think i'm gonna cry.

groinalplex by elemental May 4, 2005

Groin Ball 

Groinball is a game with a rich tradition. It was invented by the Japanese shortly after the second world war, but stolen by the white man and brought back to America, where it was developed into the modern game we all love. Two teams of two compete in Groinball. Two opposition players face each other inside a box marked on the ground and place their hands on each others' shoulders whilst their respective partners stand behind them. The object is for the players outside of the box to bounce tennis balls between their team mate's legs so that they hit the opponent in the groin. The game is scored much like boxing in that points are given for hits (2X points for friendly fire) and the match ends after a pre-determined period or through a KO (defined as a player crumbling and hitting the floor).

That was a fine game of groin ball, but it has left my nuts raw and tender

Groin Ball by itisipotman October 20, 2007

Grimball 

Slag, slapper, ho, whore, slut

"yo that biatch was a grimball!"

"I don't touch no grimballs."

Grimball by Campino April 4, 2006

groinial dew

That 'personal' moisture that seemingly comes from nowhere, and accumulates in or on your groin/genital/perineal/anal areas. Can be from: sitting too long; wearing too many layers of clothing; not washing often enough; warm temperatures; or even, as with women, they see something hot, and get a little dewy down there; or with men, if you don't shake 'it' well enough.

After four days of not showering, Jimmy had a mild accumulation of groinial dew.
Sally was watching George Clooney on TV and noticed she had a little groinial dew.

groinial dew by Chris and Linda Ostrom March 3, 2005