grognostic 

the awareness of a person's enviroment, surroundings, situation while under the influence of alcohol

playing a game while "grognostic"" gives a sense of reality vs reality and i think this is an apt word

i had 16 drinks but was grognostic of where i was siiting

grognostic by Griblett February 5, 2010

Goognostic 

Someone who has knowledge sought from Google. A person who attains a higher state of cognition via the Internetz.

Alternatively...

I know a secret or two about Goo
She won't mind if i tell you
I know a secret or two about Goo
I know a secret about Goo and you

VonMetz: So did you go to Uni to figure that out?
MC: Nah, was easy. I'm a Goognostic.
VonMetz: Any halftard could do that.

Goognostic by Pi_Rate June 24, 2010

prognosticate 

To predict or guess what will happen.

The weatherman prognosticated rain on Sunday.

prognosticate by lildyl214 April 1, 2016

gagnostic 

A person who doesn't know whether gay people are just faking it to get attention.

Gay + agnostic

Person 1: "Do you think gay people exist?"
Person 2: "I don't know. I'm a gagnostic."

gagnostic by memorandis May 3, 2011

gymgnostic 

A state of divine transcendence, reached through exercise.

His endorphins surging, what he saw in the mirror after his daily devotion to the ellipticals, free weights, rowers and treadmills lulled him into a gymgnostic state of belief in his own divinity.

gymgnostic by Monkey's Dad March 6, 2020

grogastic

A combination of "grogan" and "fantastic". Usually used to describe an awesome corned beef and cabbage shit.

I drank some guiness and took a grogastic St. Patty's Day shit!!!

grogastic by The_JDH August 19, 2009

Prognostication 

A method of wordsmithing someone else.

Dennis, that prognostication was so sick

Prognostication by Huk12 September 25, 2011