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Gromlins 

Gromlins are a race of aboreal marsupials. These strange creatures originated as a result of glaciation in Western Europe during the Maezo-panteric era - prior to the extinction of the dinosaurs.

Gromlin habitats used to be spread throughout Europe, with pockets located in every mountain range. Due to the effects of shoddy geography and a lack of reading, social retardation has set in and these elusive creatures can now only be found in glacial regions where they chew on the ice in a futile search for nourishment.

The exception is a small band that are native to Paris, France, who have survived in a local theme park and are the cause of severe rain showers. This band of Gromlins have been known to jostle umbrella wielding gentlemen and caused dampness on the arms of their charges - for which Gromlins should be blamed...
Look at those Gromlins!

Gromlination of the glacial crust can lead to degradation and enhanced calving.

That was a very interesting lesson on Gromlins that I just attended - Gromlins rock!

Damn you Gromlins and your Gromlin induced damparmitis!
Gromlins by DrBLeeveme June 16, 2010
Related Words

Groaklies 

Things belonging to groaks
S: We need to do the washing!

J: But the groaklies are still on the line!
Groaklies by Nekochan1988 January 22, 2011

Gralinski 

Snitch, a pure blooded baby back bitch who can’t own up to their own mistakes. A Gralinski will never have your back, they will hang out with you, laugh with you, eat at the table with you and the squad, but when shit hits the fan, they will throw you so far under the bus, they will turn their backs on you, they will abandon you. Don’t trust a snitch.
Yo hide your vape, there is a Gralinski in the area
Gralinski by KnobKnob May 1, 2021

Grorkling 

To gargle someone's feces and pee at the same time
That guy was being a dork so I started grorkling him
Grorkling by Seegam May 8, 2024
"Stop being such a Groklin to us"
Groklin by Tiler The Overlord March 2, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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