A grizzly bear is no match for the guy on a buffalo.
"Oh, no! He's gonna chase me! Oh, no. I better just turn around and chase him back. Guess what?! I'm on a buffalo."
"Oh, no! He's gonna chase me! Oh, no. I better just turn around and chase him back. Guess what?! I'm on a buffalo."
by whiteshadow204 October 14, 2011
A huge, brown forest animal that may look cute and majestic, but woe onto those who get
too close to them and/or piss them off....just ask Timothy Treadwell
too close to them and/or piss them off....just ask Timothy Treadwell
Frank: Hey Bill, you wanna go camping this weekend?
Bill: No! Are you nuts!? Some dude got mauled by a grizzly bear yesterday!
Frank: Good point, looks like another trip to Vegas for us
Bill: No! Are you nuts!? Some dude got mauled by a grizzly bear yesterday!
Frank: Good point, looks like another trip to Vegas for us
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
An old man who dates woman considerabley younger than him. Usually wealthy, they often attract models and gold diggers. The male equivalant of a cougar.
Guy: "Did you hear Hugh Hefner has already moved in three new girlfriends?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, what a grizzly bear."
Guy 2: "Yeah man, what a grizzly bear."
by jessemuthafu_kinbryan123 July 12, 2009
When you shave off all your pubes and put them under your pillow; later, while your having sex, you pull out and go on their face. Then you grab them by their hair, lift up your pillow and slam their face into the pubes. They come up growling because they're pissed off and have pubes all over their face.
by flip ohoolihan March 29, 2014
After a night of excessive drinking away from home, a Grizzly Bear Attack occurs when you black out your walk home and wake up covered in scratches, cuts, bruises, etc. with no reasonable explanation. You often lose your wallet or pants in a Grizzly Bear Attack.
Jeff: Dude, I feel like shit! I'm so sore!
Joe: What happened last night?
Jeff: I have no idea, must have been a Grizzly Bear Attack on my walk home
Joe: What happened last night?
Jeff: I have no idea, must have been a Grizzly Bear Attack on my walk home
by Jeff & Joe March 31, 2007
When you skeet on yur hand and then toss it in the air. The girl then jumps on yr face and smothers it with her giant bush. Then yu smack her in the ear with yr dick.
by hairycrotch January 17, 2010
V: the rawest form of sexual intercourse. Usually performed without the uses of lubricants and contraceptives. No body parts or orafices are shaven.
by B Money March 1, 2004